February 2012
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How to Make Pancakes Like a Crackhead
rocknrollercoaster:
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
looking glamorous with the wind.
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January 2012
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
heavenlyperverse:
sh4n4:
holy fuck reblogging for the notes ;o
…Holy shit the notes.
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wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
ajohnnn:
10/01/2012 | THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. LOL The more you play it the more funnier it gets. LMAO
justwalkitoffbaby asked: hey makus how are you?
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR?
omgg
Reblogging again just because this is the funniest thing ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA omfg. poor kid
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
I’m in a group video chat with 2 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/fma20
I hope to acheive a lot this year.
- School Captain 2013, in which I perform a song for my speech HAHAHAHAHHA.
- Audition for XFactor! I want to make it through to at least Boot Camp, and maybe build a fan base?
- Audition to be a Wespoint model!
Facebook.
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when girls have the worst profile picture like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.
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December 2011
delacruuz:
it’s not christmas on tumblr without this
andiwaslikeohmygod:
“Men are born between a woman’s legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back between them. Why? Because there’s no place like home.”
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.