January 2012
Facebook.
wowfunniestposts:
when girls have the worst profile picture like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.
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December 2011
delacruuz:
it’s not christmas on tumblr without this
andiwaslikeohmygod:
“Men are born between a woman’s legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back between them. Why? Because there’s no place like home.”
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
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I hate falling for people who’ll never like me back. I put myself through months of realisation and pain, just to end up waiting for a miracle. Why do I that? I know my limitations but do I know my will strength? I fool myself over and over and each time it hurts ten times over. I remember the pain from past experiences, even whilst I pursue the impossible, so why do I do this?
Maybe...
Everyone has six names.
1. Your Real name: Mark Mariano
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Hazel Cat.
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Vien Coveny.
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Marvimaano
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):...
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